me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song
Hahahaha, make the space behind large enough, hide yourself inside, play “the ring”, find the perfect moment to flick lights off and reopen the TV, scare the shit outta them
